`Twas the night before Christmas and all through the dark Not a car was still broken, all those plugs had there spark Wrenches were stashed all snug in there boxes While me by myself was having Christmas party leftovers, some bagels and loxes Out in the lot there was such a clatter I sprang to my feet and yelled Hey what's the matter! Now what to my blood shot tired eyes should appear But some crazy old guy with sleigh with reindeer He approached the front door with a smile so bright I quickly unlocked it and turned back on the office light Excuse me kind sir but I am having some trouble The left rudder on my sleigh has started to rumble The balancing was wrong pulling much to the right Those reindeer have been working too hard, this cold night I have so much to do and little time to do it Could you could please get right too it! Without saying a word I went to work right away Too bad the alignment machine had no specs for a sleigh Meanwhile the reindeer were prancing around That Rudolf and comet what a couple of clowns In a matter of time the rudder was straight and the alignment done too I helped him load up all the presents, but one He wanted to pay me, but cash he had none I hope it was from Sears a one half inch air gun He started the sleigh by calling their names Come now, Dasher! , Prancer and Blitzen! Get off your butts Comet and Vixen! It started to idle and float in the air Then Rudolf lit up the sky with his nose extraordinaire I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, Happy Christmas to 'AutoShopOwner', and to all a good-night!