After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, and K.”
She humbly asks “What does that mean?”
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said “Oh, that’s so lovely what about I, J, and K?”
He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles