Car Doctor

[autoguy]

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a car when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the Garage.

 

"Hey, Doc, want to take a look at this?"

 

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the engine.

 

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its' heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

 

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic..........

 

"Try doing it with the engine running."

[Gonzo]

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a car when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the Garage.

 

"Hey, Doc, want to take a look at this?"

 

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the engine.

 

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its' heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

 

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic..........

 

"Try doing it with the engine running."

I think the doctor has it easier.... he only has two models to work with and his equipment keeps improving... wish I had that kind of luck... LOL

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[Gonzo]

Besdides the doctor has never had to deal with Swedish or German or Italian engineering!

And they call his business........... A "practice" ......... go figure... If I would say that to one of my customers... I wouldn't have a customer any longer...

[Gonzo]

And they call his business........... A "practice" ......... go figure... If I would say that to one of my customers... I wouldn't have a customer any longer...

I should send you the story I wrote about the differences between a doctor and a mechanic...

[Joe Marconi]

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