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Bad Day to be a Turkey.

From the barn yard to leftovers.

 

Let's see, first you're plucked from the barn yard and decapitated, then all your feathers are yanked out by the roots while someone else rips all your guts out. Now if you weren't dead enough already, they continue their assault on what's left of you by throwing your carcass in a freezer until you're as hard as concrete.

 

Oh wait, it's not over yet. Now they thaw you out for round two and drown you in a pool of herbs and spices long enough to be sure you weren't holding your breath the whole time. If that wasn't bad enough, now some little old lady starts violating you in ways you never dreamed of by jamming things up inside you with the same vigor of a pile driver.

 

Luckily, you're not going back into that cold cold freezer again. Oh no... it's the hot hot oven for you this time. After a few hours of scorching heat and constant water torture from this guy with a ladle your suddenly thrust out into the world completely spent.

 

It's off to the carving table where you're cut up into small pieces slowly and methodically while being served to the smiling cannibalistic creatures that seem to only come by once a year just to enjoy the final end to this previous barn yard creature.

 

Slowly, but surely, the day ends with football and hockey games and the occasional nap on the couch. While for the turkey or what's left of him, is suffocated inside sealed containers for another round of degradation at a later date and time.

 

I look forward to the smells and smiles the holidays bring especially at Thanksgiving time. A perfect day to get together with relatives and friends and give thanks to one and all.

 

That is, as long as you're not the turkey.

 

Happy Thanksgiving !

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I want to take this time at Thanksgiving to say thank you to all AutoShopOwner members. We have a lot to be thankful for and ASO would not be the great sucess if it were not for all the amazing members and the contributions you make to the forums.

 

From the very start of the ASO, the goal was to raise the level of the auto repair industry and to help each other through the day today operations of running a repair shop. We have done that a more! And there is more to come in the future!

 

From my family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving!

 

Joe Marconi

 

Well said Joe. It is because of all of the members here that take the time to participate in our community, that makes ASO a real success. Definitely more to come!

 

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Gonzo Grand Master

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Two turkeys sitting on a fence.  They look up and see a jet zipping by with it's after-burners on.  The one turkey says to the other, "I'd fly that fast too, if my ass was on fire."   HAPPY THANKSGIVING ! ! ! 

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