HillBilly HoeDown - - - Time for a little sing-a-long

HillBilly HoeDown

“Time for an old fashion sing-a-long.

You know the tune, now sing it like you

know you do when you’re in the shower!

Come on now… you can do it!”

First a little Banjo pickin’ … ya got it… OK

Here we go….

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Come listen to my story about a man named Jess

A do it yerself guy who kept his car a mess

Then one day while in a tinkerin’ mood . . .

Out from the engine came a bubblin' crude . . .

Oil that is, . . . black gold, . . .Texas tea

The next thing ya know Ol’ Jess ain’t thinkin’ clear

Kin folk said, Jess move that car out a here!

Said a mechanic place is where you ought to be

So he hauled the ol’ car to the facil-i-ty

Repair shop that is, spinnin’ tools, movin’ tires

The shop made the repairs and got ‘em on the road

Now Ol’ Jess ain’t needen’ to be towed…

Ol’ Jess decided not to work on his car anymore!

Says it’s a lot easier comin’ thru the lobby door….

Front door that is, no tow trucks, no home repairs.

Ol’ Jess yelled out what he had to say,

“Workin’ on yer own ain’t the best way”

“These here cars, are too complex for me these days”

Said, “It takes a heap of schoolin’ just to fix em’ anyways.”

Trainin’ , that is, classes, and OJT.

Ol’ Jess always refers us to, all his family and friends,

They all mention him, when they show up agin’ and agin’.

But, now it’s time say goodbye, to Jess and all his kin.

We’d like to thank you folks, fer kindly droppin in.

You're all invited back again to this here locality

To have a heapin helpin of our wrenchin’ abilities

Auto repair that is. Engines, Transmissions, Brakes, and more…

Y'all come back now, ya'hear?!

A little more Banjo and repeat the first verse.

Alright! Ya done well Y’all! ! !